Two recent Emmaisms I found funny:
"Dad, did you used to be a teenager?"
And DH and I couldn't help laughing out loud at this one---we were riding in the car yesterday. Out of no where Em said, "Mommy, someday when you die, can I have your car?"
What?? ROFL. I told her that I hope I don't die for a long, long time and that she'll be a grown up with her own car by then. She seemed okay with this answer.
1st day at new school today went really well....more soon.
8 hours ago